Real Life Princess Diaries
Why, when I make things up and they turn out to come true (it happens more often than you would think), do they never happen to ME, but to other people?
It's not fair.
If you would like to hear me complain about this, and other things that have been annoying me—such as gum chewers on airplanes and men who wear WAY TOO MUCH cologne—stop by at 7 p.m.
Harry W. Schwartz Bookshop
4093 North Oakland Avenue
Shorewood, WI 53211
I might even read aloud from the naughty parts of my new book.