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Note to Self

Words it turns out that authors should probably not say while guest-speaking at a middle-school assembly:

Horny
Boobs
Diarrhea

Words this author said yesterday while guest-speaking at a middle-school assembly:

Horny
Boobs
Diarrhea

Amount of time it took for shrieks of laughter to die down after uttering said words:

Five minutes

Way it felt to still be capable of getting detention, even though I'm 39:

Priceless.

More later.

Much love,

Meg

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