It's happened again. MURDER AT CASA CABOT!!!!
The victim this time:
This innocent bird was found ripped from its perch!
Oh the humanity!
Here is the crime scene exactly the way we discovered it this morning. Nothing has been touched so that you can use your deductive reasoning to try to solve this senseless crime.
It's so horrible! I can't look!
Although a witness testified as to having seen someone in the vicinity earlier….
This one is maintaining her innocence, claiming she was in her pillow fort the whole time!
These suspects claim they were sleeping the whole time, as well.
They also live at our friends' house in Indiana, 1,000 miles away. Still, they COULD have walked the whole way and back in order to commit the crime. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE SO TIRED?
Are these suspects just big-boned….
or are they too stuffed with artificial bird gut to move???
But if it wasn't them, then who? Who could have done it? Who could have committed such a heinous crime? WHO KILLED THE ARTIFICIAL BIRD???
Tune in to this blog for the unveiling of the culprit (if we can catch him or her) soon….
DON'T LET THIS
HAPPEN TO YOUR LOVED ONES!!!!
Join SAVE THE ARTIFICIAL BIRDS (STAB) today!
JUSTICE FOR THE ARTIFICIAL BIRDS (JAB)!!!!
PS Hoping all your Chrismukkah wishes come true….