Lock and Load
If I’ve seemed distant lately, I honestly do have a good reason. And it’s not because I’ve been on some glamorous book tour for Allie Finkle’s latest adventure, which is, believe it or not, in stores now. No, the truth is, my husband has left me.
The Mysterious Case of the Incredible Shrinking Boobs (plus: Jane Eyre and Lorne Doone!)
So you know how Dr. Oz and all those guys on those shows like You: The Owner’s Manual and in books like The South Beach Diet assure you that if you quit drinking carbonated beverages and caffeine you will lose belly fat first? So I was like, Hmmm, well, good, okay, so there’s a silver […]
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Dear Everyone, Thank you very much for your recent letters and emails. Your compassion about my break up with TaB (and all products containing aspartame) has been greatly appreciated. As you are no doubt aware, break ups happen. They are painful, but often unavoidable, no matter how great a couple you thought you were. The […]
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I have a confession to make: Well, okay, yes, I did burst out laughing when I heard Brooke Shields had her baby at the same time as TomKat (and I sure hope Tom sent Brooke a nice conflict-free diamond tennis bracelet or something to make up for being such a jerk to her). But I […]