WHICH CHARACTER FROM
BAD KITTY ARE YOU?

1. The alarm goes off in your house. You immediately:
a) Grab your crime scene investigation book and creep out of you room, ready to hit anyone who might be out there over the hea-oops, sorry, Dad
b) Put on your smoke inhalation helmet and HAZMAT Suit
c) Assume aliens are invading and get out your Alien Welcome Kit (complete with Doritos)
2. Your idea of a perfect date would include
a) Ice cream
b) Karate
c) Anything with 3D glasses
3. You see a woman dressed head to toe in Gucci from sunglasses on her head to the fur legwarmers (!) at her feet. You
a) Tell yourself you're not getting involved, that you are not noticing the streaks of mascara down her cheeks showing that she has been crying, or the way that she seems to be afraid, remind yourself it is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS if she-go ask her if she needs help.
b) Issue a fashion violation
c) Assume she is in the Russian mafia
4. Your most recent crush was on:
a) Someone whose eyes you met across a crowded room at random
b) Someone you knew for a long time, who you knew liked you back
c) E.T.
5. Your ideal guy would smell like:
a) Himself
b) Tooth paste
c) Mini-egg rolls
6. You see two liter bottle of coke and alka seltzer on the desk. You assume the person who left them was:
a) Trying to get over a hard night
b) Trying to get a sharpie stain out of a sweater
c) Trying to make a rocket
7. You see a guy with a fake looking mustache and a bulging trench coat slip out of the crowd around a crime scene. You:
a) Follow him
b) Run away from him
c) Fall in love with him
8. Your favorite use for silly putty is to:
a) Lift fibers from the floor
b) Throw it at an assailant
c) Fake a huge hideous growth on your neck
9. The number one spot on your TiVo is occupied by:
a) Forensics Files
b) Project Runway
c) True Tales of the Unexplained
10. The most likely thing to find on your ipod right now is:
a) Switchblade Kittens
b) a mash up you made of School House Rock and the Donnas
c) Teach Yourself Russian in Three Minutes a Day
11. If someone made a celebrity scent to bottle the Essence of You, it would be called:
a) Uh-oh
b) I would so never have a celebrity scent. Those things are made from the lowest quality ingredients and they--What? I have to choose a name? Fine. Call mine Under Protest.
c) Streusel Topping
12. You'd never be caught dead without your:
a) Friends
b) BeDazzler
c) "I Heart The Rock" t-shirt.