BoobsJuly 21st, 2005
Days until READY OR NOT is released on July 26: 5
Days until my online chat with Susan Juby about her excellent new book, ALICE MACLEOD, REALIST AT LAST, at the Meg Cabot Book Club: Also 5
Days until Meg Cabot Day on July 31 (or 30th, depending on where you live): 10 (or 9)
Number of bite-sized Milky Ways, purchased as part of Hurricane Dennis survival kit, left in the bag: 17
Sorry. Guess I got a little carried away with all the countdowns.
I apologize about the title of this entry, too. However, it does pertain to the topic at hand. And it got your attention, right?
Anyway, I don't know how many of you have seen this (the link to it can be found on the Ready or Not page of this website. And, by the way, they blocked out the Number One reason because I originally taped the piece for booksellers, and what I'm saying there gives away the ending of the book. They also cut out the part where I danced to Sir Mix-a-Lot's BABY GOT BACK. I was so bummed), but I would just like to say that my boobs are nowhere near that big in real life, and that they only look that way due to the camera angle.
Seriously, I was as surprised as you were when I saw it. I was like, “Where did THOSE come from?” and even looked around for them. But as usual, there was nothing to see.
So, in answer to the question a few of you have asked, no, I have not had a boob job, and I would NEVER have a boob job. Not because I am ethically opposed to boob jobs or plastic surgery, because I'm not. I would totally get plastic surgery if it didn't hurt and if they could do it while I was awake, with a local, because I am terrified of anesthesia.
But, as it is, I am totally happy with my boobs the way they are.
Anyway, here is the new “adult” book author photo (notice absence of cat) that I had taken last month. You can see in it that my boobs are absolutely normal sized.
Well, normal for me.
See? Told you.